I just sat and watched Billy Connolly live in Adelaide Australia, I was crying with laughter, A-Typical Scottish humour, mocks everyone and anyone, brilliant he is. He hit on a subject I don’t really understand, it says it in the title “Psychics, Spiritual People, Tarot Card, Ouija boards and all that shit”
Now I am not going to mock people, well not too much but I think some people are real gullible. Having Fibromyalgia people offer you all the cures under the Sun. One person asked me to sit in the Beach surrounded by stones. I think she meant “Go to the beach stoned” High on Cannabis or something, maybe I picked her up wrong
People who claim to be Psychic kill me “I feel a Steven coming through” Someone will say “Margaret” The Psychic will say “OH AYE, IT’S MARGARET RIGHT ENOUGH” And I get my kill at that. I laugh hard. People use all kinds of things to heal or help and fair play to them but not for me. Anyone who has offered me such help in the past, really! Thanks a lot, but it doesn’t work. If it did Medical Science would have picked up on it
I have tried EVERYTHING with my disability, I won’t tell you what because you will laugh at me and talk about me 😀 Seriously I have tried some shit to conquer this disability it is untrue. Naive I think I was but when you are in pain you will try most things. When people say “I feel a certain energy between us” PUNCH THEM IN THE TEETH, they want to shag you! Say to them “Yeah I can see that certain energy in your underwear moving around”
There is a show in the UK called Most Haunted, they are armed to the teeth with equipment, heat pads, cameras, night time cameras, see in the fog cameras, gamma ray cameras, heat seeking cameras, head seeking missiles, you get the story. They have it all, apart from a Ghost! And I will tell you why, BECAUSE THERE IS NOT SUCH A THING! I hope when I die Heaven is real but there is no proof, only blind faith and a book, in my opinion, all it is, don’t take it personal and cry for the love of God I am just talking out loud here. Ouija board are a lot of crap too, someone is pushing the thing without knowing, it’s been kinda proven
Tarot Card I get a good laugh at. I had a ‘Reading once’ and some of the cards were just fecking ridiculous, the hangman, the 2 of kicked to death in an ally way, the 4 of stabbed in the face and the 9 of shot in the bum, you get the drift. For people that make a living out of this, fair play, who am I to judge right?
Then you have religion. Now I kind off believe in God but not in a traditional way, I believe there is something, but I am going to no Church to give money and buying no books. My way works for me and I am a happy person, if you read down a blog you will see why. I think as a species we have too much spare time many of us. Some are really unlucky and were born into War or Poverty then there are the rich people or people with a few quid, enough to get by you know. I just did a bit of looking there, I did a search for “Psychics in Edinburgh” There was over 300 fecking people. How can you make a living from this? I mean there is no proof of an afterlife, nobody has came back to tell us. It, like religion needs faith.
Sadly I have a sense of humour and find it real hard to take it as real, you?
😀 Here is what I just watched, if you want to laugh for a few hours, please, give Billy a watch, you will laugh hard 😀
FULL DVD Via Billy Connolly, 2008